Calendar Girl May: Melissa Baker

Melissa in her calandar shot

This month's calendar girl is 21 year old model Melissa Baker. Melissa is from Ohio and her Greek heritage is apparent in her dark Mediterranean looks. her breakthrough came with the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar, shot in the US Virging Islands.

On the runway

She is curvy enough to be a swimsuit model but tall and slim enough (36-35-45) to do runway work as well (most fashion runway models are about 32-22-34, by comparison).

Elegant in black and white

She is also does editorial fashion magazine work which, again, is not that common for a swimsuit model.

Unusually naughty for FHM France

Agent Triple P's favourite shot!

Agent Triple P likes Melissa's figure and looks: she has an athletic build (she used to be a competitive gymnast when she was younger), she's not too tall (5'9"), she has an interesting nose and, of course, those dark looks.

Altogether splendid!

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Cows

Cows: nasty, brutish and big

Agent Triple P was interested in the story in the papers yesterday about the woman who was trampled by cows. She basically survived as the ground was so muddy she was pushed down into it and that absorbed the impact. When we looked into this we saw that people being trampled to death by cows it not that uncommon in Britain, shockingly. There was a suggestion that fields of cows should have warning signs on them

Quite right! Cows are big, nasty, sinister animals and we can never understand people who gaily walk through fields of these terror-beasts with equanimity. When Triple P was small he was chased by one of these monsters and has been sensibly wary of them ever since. They are the hippopatami of Britain. They look innocent enough with their reassuring Ben and Jerry's arcadian black and whiteness but they are nasty things on the whole.

Agent Triple P will continue to eat as many of them as possible. Al Sangue, for me please.

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