She did some acting, including a role with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Batman and Robin (1997) the same year but failed to make the leap to the mainstream (perhaps her name counted against her). Latterly, she has been involved in the Swedish and Norwegien versions of America's Top Model and is, almost inevitably, a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF.
Black and White babe of the Week 21: Vendela Kirsebom
She did some acting, including a role with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Batman and Robin (1997) the same year but failed to make the leap to the mainstream (perhaps her name counted against her). Latterly, she has been involved in the Swedish and Norwegien versions of America's Top Model and is, almost inevitably, a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF.
How to keep fit in old age...
What exactly was it that drew the sexagenarian inventor to the young dancer?
We can be as rude as we like about Sir Clive because, it seems, he doesn't use the internet. We wonder what he does to fill his time?
Actually, we don't want to be rude to him. In fact, we are full of admiration for him!
Songkran
Its one local festival that is well worth avoiding (actually, nearly all local festivals are well worth avoiding) especially as every year there is thousands of pounds worth of damage, people killed and permanently disabled due to accidents and thousands treated for nasty eye infections caused by said filthy canal water. Never mind at least they livened it up even more this year by throwing in a few anti-government riots too.
It's really quiet...
It's spooky!
Future interiors from the past 3: "The House of the Future"
His 1955 year look at domestic laundry, a decade into the future, posited a combination washer/dryer and shirt presser and folder. The machine would need a considerable amount of room but would leave madame free to go shopping for urgently needed cat food. Of course, anyone who successfully solves the problem of mechanically pressing and folding shirts for a domestic context is going to make a huge amount of money but, sadly, progress in this area has been almost non-existent and disproportionately large numbers of women around the world still spend hours a week on this mind-numbing labour
Iceland. What next?
However, now the radio news claims we are all going to be covered in volcanic ash from a volcano (naturally) that has erupted under the wonderfully named Eyjafjallajokull glacier.
Good grief. Iceland is starting to get annoying! First all their banks go bust taking huge amounts of money invested by UK local authorities. Then we find that secretly they have been buying up half the British high street and so all their shops go bust making the average high street look like something from 1930s America. Because all these shops are closing the papers get all wound up and make our financial crisis worse than it already is. Now they are going to shower us with volcanic ash!
In this stirring painting a nasty Icelandic gunboat threatens innocent British fisherman
Agent Triple P remembers The Cod Wars of the Seventies when the Icelanders tried to unilaterally increase their terrotorial waters to an area bigger than their own country and tried to beat up our fisherman by intimidating them with their coastguard and cutting the nets of our trawlers. The Icelanders got nasty, trying to buy gunboats from first the Americans and then the Soviet. In the end the UK was forced into conceding a fishing quota in seas that didn't belong to Iceland as the wily Icelanders blackmailed the British government by threating to close a key British run Nato base on the island. In other words, they not only tried to buy Soviet warships but they were prepared to threaten the security of the West as well. Every time we hear the word "Icelandic" we always connect it with the word "gunboat".
Time to take action against this annoying little place before they come up with some other trouble!
Black and White Babe of the Week: 20 Girl with lace knickers
It's the lace of course...
Most Searched Item: March 2010
1 (-) Katrina Hodge.
2 (2) Margaret Nolan. The most consistently popular girl on the list.
3 (1)Emily Blunt. Her time at the top is over.
4 (4) Cheryl Cole. Maintains her top five position (unlike her recent singles)
5 (7) Pirate girls. Har, har! Up again, belikes!
6 (8) Tori Praver. Back as top Sports Illustrated girl.
7 (13) Luci Victoria. Up one more for British Playmate.
8 (11) Jarah Mariano. South Seas swimsuit babe bouces up again.
9 (10) Irena Shayk. Another place up this month.
10 (15) Daniela Sarahyba. Another big climber.
11 (9) Linda Lusardi. Drops a bit but doing better over at Venus Observations.
12 (18) Ekaterina Ivanova. Rolling Stones ex continues her inexplicable climb.
13 (12) Sophie Howard. Plummets. Drops one.
14 (19) Ayshea Brough. UFO babe creeps up again.
15 (-) Cindy Morgan. Re-entry for Tron and Caddyshack actress.
16 (-)Patricia Velasquez. Re-entry for The Mummy actress and model.
17 (-) Hawaiian girls. Hulalicious!
18 (-) Jessica White. First entry for busty model.
19 (5) Brande Roderick. Grape squashing Playmate drops for first time in ages.
20 (-) Ping Pong girls. First time entry. Must look for some more!
Highest climber other than Katrina was for busty British Playmate Luci Victoria Oldfield.
Biggest plunge out of the top twenty was for Holly Willoughby; down from last month's number 12.
Looking at the top non girlie searches we have:
1 The Adventures of Triple P.
2 Mark Cavendish Bike.
3 Speed limit sign.
4 Venus Observations.
5 UFO.
6 Sanger-Bredt anti-podal bomber
7 Valley of Gwangi soundtrack
8 How to Murder your Wife soundtrack.
9 Fontainebleau Hotel
10 Pan Am Clipper
Flying Boat of the Future
English wholegrain mustard
None of your Froggie nonsense for these splendid porkers!
Black and White Babe of the Week: 19 Girl painting her toe nails
This week's black and white babe is, we think, from a Max magazine from the early nineties. We don't know the photographer but the girl looks continental. Its a striking pose and she gives off that insouciant air of a girl who will spend all afternoon performing athletic sex with you then she will dress up so you can go out in the evening and will then go off with some Greek poet never to be seen again. Yes, probably French.
Most women in orbit
L to R: Wilson, Metcalf-Lindenberger and Yamazaki
Dr Caldwell Dyson is also lead singer of the all-astronaut rock band MaxQ.
Go ladies, go!
April Fools' Day
Calendar Girl April: Pixie Lott
The daughter of a stockbroker, she does at least write some of her own songs as well as contributing songs for others so she isn't just a singing puppet.
Spanish Air Comet stewardesses pose for calendar
Given that they are selling the calendar for 15 Euros a time they presumably hope to make some money too, although its bad luck on the ugly ones who don't have any calendar income.
Although, apparently, they have only printed 1500 copies and given the interest from the press they might need to do another print run!
Air Comet was founded in 1996 as Air Plus Comet (there is another Air Comet in Chile) and were based in Madrid serving long haul destinations in Latin America.
In 1997 they took over the routes of the bankrupt Air Madrid and became Spain's second largets airline after Iberia.
It all started to go wrong in early 2009 when the airline couldn't pay its leasing fees to its German bank.
The Spanish transport ministry withdrew their operating licence when it realised the airline couldn't pay for fuel.
Its collapse left thousands of passengers stranded and the Spanish government had to spend 6.3 million Euros on leasing four planes to bring them all home.
The airline has made all 640 of its employees redundant including these lovely creatures.
Agent Triple P can't help but observing (given that we missed a trip to Washington DC last month due to the BA strike) that he hasn't seen more than a couple of attractive BA stewardesses in ten years of regular flying but Air Comet had at least a Calendar's worth of them!
Triple P has scoured the internet looking for the young ladies calendar pages (Penelope Cruz-a-like Miss November is Triple P's favourite) and managed to track down all but Miss May so we will have to content ourselves with a screen capture from a TV piece about them.
Well we wish the ladies well in their endeavours: their aim of bringing attention to their plight has probably succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.
Above, we have the girls in happier days before they had to hand back their uniforms leaving them nothing to wear.